He's a real snowhereman

I made a snowperson. He/she/it has a hairy chest. And a hat. And a snail shell for a nose.

I was hiding behind an electric fence at the time, avoiding being eaten by a horse. Now I come to think about it, I'm not sure who was imprisoned by the fence: horsey was free to roam and poo, though I was free to make a snowman, I had to stay there. Horse guy had me pinned!